1. What is the best antivirus?

Find the answer here.

2. How do I find out if my computer is infected?

Read the signs.

3. I have an antivirus program installed. How come it didn’t catch the virus that infected my computer?

Because you don’t have enough security measures in your computer. How to handle.

4. I think my computer has a virus. What do I do?

Follow these steps.

5. Why would anybody create viruses in the first place?

Find out why.

6. I never click on suspicious email attachments or download programs from the internet. So why would I need an antivirus?

Because.

7. I heard I shouldn’t update my Windows operating system, because it only causes problems. I also heard that those updates are used by Bill Gates to help the government keep track of all the computers in the world and invade my privacy. Is that true?

Yeah, and I’m the Easter Bunny. True data.